The Sharkstooth taken on approach in July 1992
It sounded like just the thing (i.e., far away, complete different, somewhat stupid, brag-able material) and so I signed up.
On July 10, 1992, the Sharkstooth was the very first alpine climb I ever did, using the Northeast Ridge (II, 5.6) route. The Sharkstooth is the highest (12,630′) and farthest west in the Cathedral Spires and has the most elevation gain above any col. This adventure was an unexpected part of my week-long rock climbing course at Colorado Mountain School (CMS), which in itself was a last minute, spur-of-the-moment decision made while sitting comfortably in my air conditioned office in tropical Miami, Florida.
I had lived my entire adult life (albeit I was only 30) and my entire childhood since the age of 4 in Florida. I loved the ocean and the adventures I found therein, but I had a sudden craving for some new kind of adventure. A co-worker, Bill, who had taken me to a climbing wall in the recent past suggested I take a class at CMS in Estes Park, Colorado. It sounded like just the thing (i.e., far away, complete different, somewhat stupid, brag-able material) and so I signed up. And, two weeks later, I was in Colorado and relying on every ounce of my Triathlon training fitness to survive the daily onslaught of hiking and climbing exertion.
It was a serious grind complicated by high altitude (I lived at 16′ elevation in Coconut Grove, Florida) and overwhelming fear (see Scared to Death on Pear Buttress).
Approach to the Sharkstooth
At the time, the 5 mile approach in darkness and 6 pitches of technical climbing for a total of 3350’ in elevation gain over snowy rock were far beyond anything I had ever experienced to that point in my life. Adding to the allure, I was told that Sharkstooth was the only officially named peak (i.e., name is on map) in RMNP that required a technical climb to stand on the summit. It seemed the perfect candidate to be the only peak I would ever summit, and I planned to brag about it for the rest of my life. It was too bad that I was wholly unprepared for such an adventure.
CMS 'Bunk House' 1992 (photo by Mark)
I had been told that the weather forecast was poor, and to expect chilly conditions in the low 30’s. Now that doesn’t sound so bad today, but 20 years ago, to a life-long Floridian, 30F sounded deadly. In fact, my biggest concern about the climb was the possibility of freezing to death. I brought extra food so I would have enough energy to stay warm, but I didn’t bring any hiking boots, long pants, hat or gloves. I didn’t even bring a flashlight. But unlike every other moment of unpreparedness I’ve faced in the years since, I just didn’t know better. Twenty years later, I cannot recall if the equipment list provided to me was incomplete or I merely stubborn (all suspicions indicate my guilt), but I did not bring anything useful besides a rain suit and a ridiculous ski sweater I bought the night before in panic. Naturally, I did have the rock shoes (the newly introduced Five Ten), harness, stitch plate (an old fashioned belay/rappel device) and pack (think: rucksack) I rented at the beginning of the class.
My classmates, Mark and Jim (both from Chicago), and I slept badly in the CMS lodge until awoken by Mike Caldwell, our guide, at some ungodly hour. It was so far before dawn that I wasn’t fully awake until after we started hiking. I didn’t have any idea why we’d start so early, but my only serious concern was a lack of light since I had no flashlight or headlamp. I asked what I should do, hoping someone had a spare light; I was told to follow behind someone and step where they did.
On the hike in, Mike Caldwell in the lead position
That sounded like a dumb idea to me, but what choice did I have. The trail turned out to be rather flat, so I was able to keep up without mishap for the first 1/2 mile. About 100 feet past the first creek crossing, Mike abruptly stepped off the trail and headed uphill into the even darker forest. He announced that this was a great climbers’ shortcut that would shave 1/2 mile from our hike, which was somehow our top priority. Oh, it was a stumblefest for me. I had to resort to asking for the kindness of a light a number of times, but by the grace of youthfulness I survived with only minor ankle and knee twisting. What a great shortcut!
Our shortcut eventually reconnected with the main trail and then quickly took a fork to the right toward something called ‘Loch Vale’. It was still pitch dark, and the Sharkstooth was apparently still so far away that it didn’t seem manly to ask how much farther.
We continued to and then around Loch Vale, which turned out to be a very interesting, oblong lake that we couldn’t see very well.
Loch (/ˈlɒx/ or /ˈlɒk/) is the Irish and Scottish Gaelic (cognate with the Welsh llwch) word for a lake or a sea inlet.
Once
Loch Vale on approach to the Sharkstooth.
past the far side of the lake, we continued along the trail until we reached a small creek with a log bridge crossing. We crossed the slippery log carefully and then turned right to leave the path (again) and head toward Andrews Glacier. After a bit of steeper hiking through the forest on a faint path that quickly diverged from the creek, we emerged into a rocky and snowy valley that was the source of the creek water. At this point, the morning was dawning and I could finally see the impressive panorama. In the distance was Andrews Glacier bracketed by Mt. Taylor to the left and Mt Otis to the right. Below Otis and directly to our right was Zowie, a scary-looking tower that was described as similar to the Petit Grepon. To our left was a rocky buttress that we were told held the ‘Cathedral Peaks’ on the far side, including the Petit Grepon. The Sharkstooth was not yet visible, but it was supposedly close.
The snow cover seemed truly Arctic to a Floridian, but no one else seemed to care so I didn’t mention it. And while the temperature and my feet (clad in running socks and shoes) were cold, it did dawn on me that I might not freeze to death. If the weather was not so socked in, I might have even felt happy. As it was, I was still afraid. But I was not a quitter. And think of the stories I would tell!
To tell the truth, I was willing to take a serious chance on death to finish this goal. My first climb, Pear Buttress, frightened me so badly that I was willing to quit climbing forever, but after another week of learning and overcoming fear, I was ready for ‘something massive’ (to quote The Eiger Sanction) … something that would really scratch the itch that led me to seek an adventure in the first place.
Nearing Andrews Glacier on approach to the Sharkstooth
As we approached Andrews Glacier, moving past the Cathedral Peaks buttress to our left, a massive, toothy pinnacle appeared in the gloom. Holy shit! We were going to climb that? Of all the unlikely things I had done during this past week as a part of my rock climbing class, this was the most unlikely. But since everything seemed to go without a hitch, I had no reason to doubt the word of our excellent guide, Mike Caldwell.
We turned left and hiked directly toward the Sharkstooth, moving over massive boulders when possible and consolidated snow when necessary. I was carrying a ice axe that Mike had forced me to carry because I didn’t know how to do a self-arrest on snow. Hell, I didn’t know how to use an ice axe either, except as a hiking pole. And on talus that demanded a 2 handed assist, the ice axe seemed more like a prank designed to get me skewered.
We made good speed, but we seemed to be ‘almost there’ for quite a while before we actually reached the base of the climb. It was hard to judge the scale of the Sharkstooth; but you can trust me, it’s big.
As we prepared to climb, the weather worsened. The sky started spitting hail and a snow/hail mix called graupel which quickly covered the ground.
Graupel forms when snow in the atmosphere encounters supercooled water. The size of graupel is typically under 5 millimeters, but some graupel can be the size of a quarter (coin). Graupel pellets typically fall apart when touched or when they hit the ground. Also Known As: snow pellets, soft hail, small hail, tapioca snow, rimed snow, ice balls.
We put on our rain gear and then Mike started up the rock belayed by Mark. My Florida conditioning (heat management) did not prepare me for the cold I began to feel as I cooled down from the morning exertions. I was not only lacking a tolerance for cold, I didn’t have any idea what to do to conserve heat or whether the symptoms I was feeling meant approaching death or merely discomfort. You can believe that I was once again feeling stressed about the situation. The intermittent thunder and lightning exacerbated my pervading sense of doom.
The belaying technique that Mike used to belay 3 climbers was to bring up Mark and I at the same time, and then I would belay Jim while Mike started up the next pitch, belayed by Mark. I always tried to watch Mike carefully, to know where to climb; but inevitably, once I touched the rock I couldn’t remember a thing. Mark started up a path of his choosing, but I didn’t like the look of it; I followed my nose. I couldn’t believe the amount of vegetation on the rock; it felt like my hand went into wet moss on every hold. My hands were numb in a matter of minutes. And, I had climbed myself into a box I couldn’t get out of.
I yelled down to Jim, “Don’t follow me, I’m screwed. Take Mark’s route.”
Mark recalls:
I had just turned 30 and was looking for some adventure. [Nearly 20 years later,] I remember one scary hanging belay, the fear and the lightning. The lightning was made worse by Mike’s story of the static electricity catching his wool hat on fire. I remember thinking “great, one more way to die up here”
Somehow I made it to the first belay. As my hands thawed and gave me my first thawing agonies, I thought I was in trouble. I worriedly asked Mark if such terrible pain was normal….he just looked at me without comment as if I had requested permission to mumble dogfish to the banana patch (Steve Martin, anyone?). I soon found that I would live.
In the cold, the body reduces blood flow to the extremities to keep the vital organs — heart, lungs and brain — warm. Reduced blood flow starves the extremities of oxygen, forcing them to use a less efficient type of metabolism, and in effect causing a mild injury. All of these factors together cause the release of a chemical soup that triggers inflammation and pain. Cold can block the transmission of nerve signals, so you may feel no pain in your cold, numb fingers, but when you thaw out, the blood vessels dilate, increasing the blood flow. More oxygen gets delivered, and you get that throbbing feeling as the blood pulses into the oxygen-hungry areas. Oxygen wakes up the nerves, and you feel pain. These changes are normal, and not harmful so long as the cold exposure is brief.
~from Wisconsin State Journal, Kristine Kwekkeboom, an assistant professor at the UW-Madison School of Nursing
Slowly the sky cleared as we progressed up the rock following the narrow buttress at the right edge of the east face. Aside from the conditions and the exposure blowing my body and my mind, the climbing was easy (in the 5.5 to 5.6 range) and ended in a short scramble to the airy summit.
Me and my classmates on the Sharkstooth summit in 1992. From left to right, Mark, Jim, Joe
We did it! We had reached the summit of the Sharkstooth. It was a supreme moment of achievement. We were all beaming. And I was satisfied that my climbing career had reached a fitting pinnacle.
After a summit photo and a quick lunch we started down. The rappel route we took seems different in my memory from the presently accepted rappel route even though the present route seems nearly the same as described in Fricke’s 1971 guide book. I think the route we took was the route described in Rossiter’s 1997 guide book RMNP Rock & Ice Climbing: The High Peaks.
Fricke (1971): From the southeast corner rappel from one of several old pitons or a bolt into the “meadow”. Walk down to the very bottom of the meadow and find the lowest possible anchor on the left (north) side. Rappel (150′ plus a bit of fourth class) to the belay ledge which constitutes the top of the lead one of the Left Gully route. From a spike of rock rappel 150′ down the gully. Then scramble onto the small ridge to the left (north) and down it to the notch.
Rossiter (1997): Rappel down the east side from fixed anchors (pitons with slings). Rappel 150 feet to a grassy ledge, then walk north along the ledge about 100 feet to another anchor. Rappel 150 feet to grassy ledge where an easy 300′ scramble (cl3) leads down to the East Col.
On descent from the Sharkstooth, a view of The Saber with Thatchtop in the distance.
On the 2nd rappel, I set up my rappel device with the brake rope on the opposite side from all 3 other times in my life. I didn’t think much of the situation and felt rushed, so I proceeded anyway with my right hand holding the brake rope instead of my left. About 10′ down, the wind blew hard and my foot slipped, causing me to swing into the rock. To protect myself I reached out with my hand to slow my impact speed. Unfortunately I instinctively used my right hand, releasing my hold on my rappel brake….my life line.
But nothing happened.
Fortunately, the ropes we were using were worn 11mm ropes that were actually 13-15mm thick due to the frayed sheathing. The stitch plate I was using just barely fit such ropes and did not require any friction from my brake hand to stay static. At that moment I looked up at Mike Caldwell who was watching me rappel. He shook his head and looked away.
At the bottom of the 2nd rappel, we were standing atop a large steeply sloping grassy area waiting for Mike to set up the next anchor. When he arrived he told us to simply walk down the rest of the way. We all looked at each other as the apparent death sentence worked its way into our mutual understanding. No one moved. Mike then offered to belay us if we felt unsecure; we all accepted.
Once at the base, I begged anyone to take the ice axe down…I pleaded that it was going to kill me to carry it. Jim took pity and carried it out, and let me enjoy the rest of the day.
I was delighted to have survived my adventure and be able to tell my Florida family and friends about it. I had no intention of ever doing another climb….ever. I was so beat up afterward that while I was waiting for my flight home at the airport the next day, a man and his young son who were waiting nearby asked me if I was a boxer.
Such was the start to my Alpine climbing career and the beginning of my love for the Sharkstooth and RMNP.
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